Astronomy

Moon: Hey Earth, what's up?

Earth: Nothing good, Moon, nothing good.

Moon: What's wrong?

Earth: Just came from the doctor, turns out I got humans.

Moon: Oh man, are you ok?

Earth: No, the doctor told me it's terminal.

Moon: Fuck, I'm sorry to hear that, Earth.

Moon: Hey Earth, what's that?

Earth: Don't know man.

Moon: Oh God, what is that thing doing?

Moon: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS!!!!

Earth: Mother of God!

Moon: RUN MARS... RUN!!!!

by Tim Collart -> Droge Humor